http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnDKrVcZhTk

Really, does this need any comment? I do not think so! :D Look at the beauty that is my moves on the floor! This was post work out, no sound (*sad* the tune was awesome) so turn about your own mp3s FIXED! :D

A few of us are back in New York to begin training for next season :D Because the off season can be so boring when you are not a family man. So we have a little bachelors camp set up where we will train for a few weeks. Normal suspects: Marty, Double G, oh but we got Alex to come along too! Umm... and if we can keep Marty and Alex from killing each other, that would be great!

Other news: Marty got his hair cut! It is very short now ... nice, I like it. But here are some pictures for which you can decide for yourself:

It is nice yes? This is actually a clip of a larger picture:

.....that was somewhere between Alex -vs- Marty argument 1 and argument 2 >.> I don't think they even remember what they bicker over now. Oh well, it's like they say ... the more you lov--- No no nevermind :)

Ah ... if you can tell I have also bought a new digital camera :) So expect more pictures! :D

So a few weeks ago I played tour guide through my home town for PragueGirl. She is nice, an English teacher therefore made many necessary alterations to my English XD  Her Czech is funny though ... not funny bad! Just hehe ... ř <-- is a very difficult sound for foreigners. She tries and fails many times and sounds a little like she is purring or spitting (one or other haha not both).

It's okay I'm not so great with the "th" sound in English :D

Anyway that was kind of fun, but it's time to start serious training for next season. So I'm going back to US. I don't know why, but I have never been able to train well in Czecko :/ I think it's because my family and all my old friends are here. My family babies me and most of my friends, even hockey friends, have given up hockey to do something else by now. So it is hard to be serious about something when everyone around you is encouraging you to be a vacation.

Of US there are a few options: I could go to New York directly and use our training place, I could go to LA ... I still have house there and some hockey friends ... Or I could take Double G's offer and train with him at his home town out West.

What does everyone think?

So we went to Krakow! Which looks like this ^ (pretty!) only not really because it is summer and obviously not snowing but I just love that picture so I had to post it. But really it looks more like this:

Bulldozers, McDonalds and crummy street art included. But no! It was great! Marty was even only at 40% bitchiness for most of day. That's like almost a good mood for him hahahaha

He's still mad though because his mom likes me better than she likes him XD

Back in Czecko, Mama made me schnitzel and then yelled at me until I finished it all XD XD XD I can't help it if I prefer fried cheese, but I think if she know that ... she yell at me more XD XD XD

Fried cheese is really horrible food. Horrible for hockey player. Horrible Horrible Bad~~~

@Marty: You should come visit! Karlovy is only 315 miles from Krakow!!  

So ... we made it back from Miami without anymore encounters with mind altering substances (Good), but now I'm a little sad because this means the off season is official and everyone is going off to their off season places (Bad).

Marty I think is going back to Poland for the summer, Alex I dunno :/ he doesn't talk about this stuff. I suspect he has a super summer home where pool boys feed him grapes and fan him with palm leaves or something ... but who knows. Most of the Americans and Canadians are going back to their home towns to hang out, except DoubleG who usually stays in the city.

I think I will too, I haven't decided yet. Obviously I need to spend some time back home in Czechko :)  But I dunno if I want to spend the whoooole summer there as I am kind of the baby of the family and that is a bad situation to be in long-term, you must remember that you are a man! Otherwise you play hockey like a pansy when you come back XD  Alittle babying is okay though.

So maybe this summer I will hang out with DoubleG and try to see girls on New York beaches :) I like doing this with DoubleG, it's like the girls see him and immediately prefer me! :D It's great!

BTW, on the way back Martin fell asleep on Alex's shoulder. Even with his snoring it was pretty cute until he started drooling and Alex pushed him off *SPLAT* hahahaha XD I suppose that was perfect revenge for Alex after all the Miami "fun" he was forced to have. 

Avs and I have been retracing our steps from last night in hopes of finding Marty and Alex. No luck, although I did not realize how much alcohol one can actually consumed when it is mixed with minty leaves and just a bit of lime @_@ We counted, seven .... seven Mojitos before we lost him and who knows what after that!

If you see Marty: thin, a little pale, possibly half naked because it was hot last night and he seemed especially interested in taking off his shirt. Please tell him his friends are searching for him. :/

DoubleG wants to check the gay beach, no he wants ME to check the gay beach ... but I dunno why either Marty or Alex would be there. I can't imagine how drunk Alex would have to be to go there. I don't know if there's enough alcohol in the world! O_O

So the season is over and Marty and I are trying to decide where to go for post-season vacation. You know it is kind of a tradition, there's no time for vacation during the season and in a couple weeks we'll all be in different countries. So it is some time to unwind and hang out together one last time.

Of course we're taking Avs along too :) and maybe ... a certain someone else *coughs* but we can't decide where to go :/

Perhaps you are wondering why Martin and I have been so quiet lately. Well it is because we have been grounded (?) ... sort of. So, a few days ago we decided to have a little fun and set up a completely awesome ball pit in the middle of the locker room. Well okay, we broke the fencing that held all the balls and they went EVERYWHERE :(

Ummm... Coach was not happy about that, so Marty and I are officially in dog house (woof!) which means no blogging (even though management was the ones who make us blog in the first place??) because apparently blogging is how we launch our evil plans.

But we will be back! (Obviously!) And we have Alex to fill in for us! :D

Oh! AND I got my new laces and THEY ARE AWESOME! As I knew they would be! 

He brought me flowers!

...Well okay he DIDN'T bring me flowers, but there was plastic carnation thingie on table at McDs that I stole ... and he made sure nobody was looking so it is like HE stole it too. Therefore WE stole it together and that's almost romantic I think :)

As for the rest of it.